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“pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains” - ceann

[jj @weallhateJJ]

We love Freddy

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

THE WORLD CUP TRIP HAS MADE IT TO PENNSYLVANIA!!!

I’ve just counted, and this is already the 13th state of the trip.

[jj @weallhateJJ]

@AnaStone_ @fernbirg Everybody loves cack

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

We’d love to host yinz at PNC Park this week! 👀

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

always flirt like she's your ex-wife and you're trying to win her back.

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[jj @weallhateJJ]

Learning to accept I’ll never have what I want in life.

[jj @weallhateJJ]

https://t.co/W1NQblTktP

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

wife-zoning the love of my life

[jj @weallhateJJ]

Driving around looking for someone is the probably the craziest shit I’ve ever done.

[jj @weallhateJJ]

Seduce me with safety, baby.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[Big Nasty @TheBigNasty_]

how about 5 inches and normal. how about employed with an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a distant relationship with family.

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

“AI is gonna take your job”

I’d like to see AI mix a shitty batch of concrete and tell the apprentice to secretly bury it in the homeowner’s garden

[redrum @griffisu]

i hate when a girl tries using a manipulation tactic you learned 6 bpd girls ago

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's got writer's block

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year