Wesley Thomas ✭

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you-you could, you’ll do, you-you wants, you, you could do so, you-you’ll do, you could-you, you wa...

[Wesley Thomas ✭ @wealthymoses]

On route to Tampa, and this man noticed my niece starting to fuss. He turned to what we thought would be a scolding, but says “would she like to draw?” He pulls out a tablet from the overhead bin and hands it to her. “I have 4 daughters 😊” he said. Y’all, look at his face. 💕

[Wesley Thomas ✭ @wealthymoses]

@stangeorge The demons are gonna have to get a little more creative now

[Stan George @stangeorge]

My mom was telling my daughter the story of the boy who cried wolf, her most prized fable.

In classic immigrant grandmother fashion, she spared no details and told my 4 yo daughter that the wolf ate the boy. And then told her that Jesus doesn’t like it when kids lie.

My genius daughter: “did Jesus like it when the wolf ate the boy?”

Checkmate, Grandmother.
Happy Sunday.

[thawg @dykeordeath]

i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy

[Wesley Thomas ✭ @wealthymoses]

@stangeorge Amazing work!

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

People who clap when the plane lands, I owe you an apology...

[Regynald @negroprogrammer]

god forbid a nigga take in the vibe

[Wesley Thomas ✭ @wealthymoses]

@promo3daniel If you don’t @ him I will, it’s @rony4789

[Wesley Thomas ✭ @wealthymoses]

@promo3daniel @DannyThomas94 @rony4789 @plukose Not as attacked as we feel in the middle of the night man

[gaut @0xgaut]

If you're not working multiple remote jobs with chatGPT you're leaving money on the table.

I just finished setting up my home office to work 10 different remote engineering jobs.

I'm personally not worried about AI taking my job.

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

This is officially the whitest trial of all time

[Wesley Thomas ✭ @wealthymoses]

@DannyThomas94 👀

[sh✮q 🎧⋆｡𖦹˚ @shaqscorner]

it's cold as FUCK outside

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

the joker before blowing up a bus in gotham

[Low Poly ⍛ ° @lowpolysound]

drake: twenni one, can you do something for meee

21 savage emerging from his pokeball: twenty one

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Mom: did you get an A on your spanish test

Me: C

Mom: okay mr mexico 🤩

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

serial killers saw these glasses and were like “yoooooo”

[James @CaucasianJames]

landlord just raised my rent by $250. have fun losing the best basketball player in ur building

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive