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si vis pacem para bellum |
same shit different toilet |
neoliberal-socialism's strongest warrior |
journaling the end of Pax Americana

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Not even 535 Sleepy Joe's can save you now.

[Brain Leakage @BrainLeakage03]

The GWOT memorial should be a giant statue of Toby Keith, cast from melted down Rip-It cans.

[il cane di cristo - Lucky Strike Red enjoyer 🚬 @ilcanedicristo]

@expensivethrift Nuovo nome: Papa Sisto VII

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@DeepDishEnjoyer Her original message has the same cadence as the one that got people's accounts stolen, posing as a journalist and then sending a "calendar" link.

I imagine that's the same set-up here.

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@policytensor Don't have to bother with the Accords anymore if there are fewer states left to even normalize with

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@policytensor Seems like tangling with Iran might be the best way for Bridge et al to prove their point

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Everything feels like this right now

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Lmao this is how I broke my leg at 6yo, lil bro and I running around cushion to cushion playing floor is lava

[Justine Harper @mshodl]

Well we are officially at this stage of boyhood

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@tenobrus Oh great it can even replace autistics

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I always cringe at the comments I see about bpd women, but then my mom goes and does something textbook bpd and I just...

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I live a pretty simple, small life in Charlotte.

If I had to do it in Iowa I'd end up blowin my shit smooth off.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I genuinely don’t understand why people don’t sell everything they have, move to Iowa, buy a beautiful old house for next to nothing, and start enjoying a simpler, better, and more affordable life.

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I've always preferred "nuthugging" tbh

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

I find it distasteful how internet culture abandoned "ass-kissing" in favor of "dick-riding"

Pornified and undignified

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Aw shucks, how convenient...

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Trump told me this a couple of hours before Bibi struck Iran. He has turned himself into a prisoner of other people's decisions.

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Proximity to deal will naturally be correlated to intensity of strikes.

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

Trump to Channel 12: ‘We were close to signing a final agreement with Iran.’

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

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If one were assessing the likelihood one would simply not assess it as low

[ILRedAlert @ILRedAlert]

A security source told Ynet that Israel does not know whether Iran will act on its threats but assesses the likelihood as low, while stressing that all scenarios are being prepared for.

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Not wasting any time I see

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

Following threats from Iran, the IDF says it is preparing for missile fire towards Israel in the coming hours, according to IDF Spokesperson

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If you don't already sell banana suits it's already too late to cash in

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

don’t mind banana guy too much but i remember when i saw death grips, all these reddit nerds thought it would be funny to show up in overalls and a propeller hat and a big lollipop but they all had the same idea so like half the crowd at every show was grown men dressed like that

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I didn't think I could love End It anymore but they proved me wrong.

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

having a gf is insane bc its like a datacenter in that it doesn't actually consume much water