First Ever

Welcome to the First Ever Twitter account...yes we are the first. We also make lets plays on YouTube! Check us out!

[First Ever @wearefirstever]

Dear Bored Scroller,

We would like to apply for the position of making you laugh. Please see our profile for qualifications.

Please subscribe to our YouTube channel for more references.
https://t.co/zfYnJcTDme

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@DastardlyDgo AHHH HOW COULD YOU DECIEVE ME THIS WAY?!

Haha bros gotta look out 😉

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@DastardlyDgo Ligma?

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@DastardlyDgo Now you have to do your duty of telling everyone about it until you become insufferable. THIS FILM REQUIRES IT OF YOU 😆

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@DastardlyDgo It's not talked about enough

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@DastardlyDgo Totally. I mean there are no bad scenes in that film. Although the scene where Jamie Foxx has to impersonate an assassin to get the flash drive convinced me he's one of the best actors on the planet

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@DastardlyDgo Seen it 4 or 5 times. Can't agree with this more.

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@animal__COOKIES Yes! Welcome back guys 😃

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@DastardlyDgo Thank you brother

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There's no good way to say goodbye, but this is the best way we know how

If you love our videos, next time you think to watch a movie, throw this on

It's our Uno movie and our last ever let's play. Thank you for the last 3 years 💙

https://t.co/ywzLtMFCNf

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Also the reason we bring up Home Alone is because we played a game that's exactly that movie but as a killer Roomba.

Here's a link to that too - https://t.co/VKnvd08sS8

Happy Holidays!

#wearefirstever #roombo

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Stop scrolling if you like Home Alone.

Okay cool now imagine that but instead of Macaulay Culkin it's a vacuum that sucks up burglars before you have to time to ask yourself 'Is he even still alive?'

Yes he is.

Here's a link to his Wikipedia page - https://t.co/gMfjoqwzKb

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You better not be thinking of scrolling past this video. It'd be a shame for a nice potential subscriber to miss out on this awesome, yet sober, house party.

There may not be alcohol, but there's a heck of a lot of nudity and Backstreet Boys!

👉https://t.co/zu6p0R2uEE

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@DastardlyDgo Cowboy shit 🤘

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If trainwrecks we're people, they would be us.

Our NEW let's play in Condemned: Criminal Origins makes that point and will beat it into your face quite nicely

Just remember you love us for us, right?

LET'S PLAY👉https://t.co/yfz1c9rM5U

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The title card reads 'Bad Jokes' but because Matt's secretly from Russia he has all his letters backwards and meant to type 'Rad Jokes'

Please excuse the typo and enjoy this premium level content.

*NEW* KANE & LYNCH LET'S PLAY👉https://t.co/PPw5JTG8QV

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A brief summary of this let's play

- Break stuff
- Run laps in the streets
- Criss Angel mindfreaking into cars
- Take the piss out of Al Pacino... like A LOT

And... there's more. Watch the full video in the link below!

👉https://t.co/4AroKTtwZr

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Are you getting sick of seeing us beat up The Destroyers?

So are we. It's time we end this bastard of a trilogy.

See us wreck bitches for the final time... until we find new ones.

👉https://t.co/1kJBbnWt4K

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💦 THE DEBATE IS SETTLED FOR GOOD 💦

Conker's fans and good people alike... WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER THE GREATEST DEBATE OF ALL TIME!

Standing up? Or sitting down?

Answers welcome in the comments! 👉https://t.co/7pMRvMwlgA

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Now hear us out...

Don't these hay bales look like karens?

Was Rare trying to prepare us for the she beasts we would one day encounter as adults all along? We like to think so.

As tribute here's a video of us kicking their asses

👉 https://t.co/mdjekQjPvx

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What's the difference between prison basketball and regular basketball you ask?

One is fixed and the other is played with smoke grenades...

For more wrong opinions and ferociously entertaining game play click here 👉 https://t.co/8ItOPuQnVD

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