Hacker of Weasels

An optimistic cynic, engineer, builder and, so far, a life long learner. Let’s see how things continue.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@hubmaker Thought that was all on the internet now? Just beer cans and dog shit left?

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@turbotechdog Just lost 4 years on bat surveys. Too late now.

[Lister @ListerCars]

A statement from the Lister Motor Company.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@_Freakyclown_ Do you have a book or email newsletter available of stock tips?

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@Sandford_Police “Don’t get your knickers in a twist” normally works best I find.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Can just about do a normal trailer but a car lifted on a bogey is beyond me. Guess that’s the same. Poor sod.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@TufferB He could lead by example and stop eating sausage.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@1GarethWynJones Everyone knows chicken and eggs come from supermarkets as does milk and everything else we eat. No idea what farmers do apart from clog up the roads with tractors, especially that lot last weekend, young farmer hooligans driving around in convoy making ME wait.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@laithafarm Arse hole and perhaps the government no longer need small tax payers either. 😉

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@KTmBoyle Surely they aren’t holiday lights, just lights?

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@Telegraph Spend it abroad paying all purchase taxes to a foreign country.

[BSides Lancashire @BSidesLanc]

It takes a village to run a good conference!
For BSides Lancs 2025, we plan to add villages to our conference.

If you've got an idea for a village that you'd like to run - drop us a message using the form below!
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[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@cybergibbons Has nobody pointed out that you’re taking the piss yet?

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@1GarethWynJones 1 for you, 2 for the government. You’re dividing those sheep up wrong.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@UKUpdates_co_uk @FarmingUK @JeremyClarkson Had enough trouble with the young farmer’s tractor run last weekend.

[National Farmers' Union @NFUtweets]

The family farm tax must be overturned.

Add your name and show your support for stopping the family farm tax 👉https://t.co/EtFrjUp3Ci

#BackBritishFarming

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@joncoupland

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@happygeek Haven’t you been pissing away your later life savings on watches? Hand over half of them now, just the expensive ones please.

[Hacker of Weasels @weaselhacks]

@GH99953797 @agricontract £1m for a farm isn’t that much, decent land costs a lot of money.

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@happygeek Do you eat cheese with the one on the left?