Jesse

bullshit central ♑️

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@runDEVINrun mine will straight up launch pills out of her mouth like a peashooter

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@saxifrage2127 I watched the first five minutes of Supergirl in Japanese on accident, and just thought they had chosen to make everyone in space speak Japanese

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@the_aunt_becky i feel like skipping class to get frozen margs at taco mama would heal me of all my ills

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@youag4in You should try the works of vermin by Hiron Ennes!

[Jesse @weaselhours]

cigarette advent calendars should be a thing

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@pants Honestly need a Halloween book from you so bad

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@the_aunt_becky FUUUUUCK I’ll have to fly back for that!

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@other_st_nick best cig of my life was from some guy at a wedding who rolled his own cigs, but he showed up with several already rolled

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@the_aunt_becky i could bring you one single yellow american spirit

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@loudmouthjulia

[Jesse @weaselhours]

frankly i think we all should’ve died when mr. rogers died

[Jesse @weaselhours]

there should be a pass you can buy that lets you bring your own popcorn to the movie theater

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@the_aunt_becky i cannot believe that there isn’t a fucking hookah bar in this town

[Jesse @weaselhours]

stolen valor

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian announces new SKIMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@the_aunt_becky you try to walk away and you stumble…

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@the_aunt_becky Wait that kind of goes hard. It’s giving Italian pope

[Jesse @weaselhours]

my fatal flaw is my addiction to red 40

[Jesse @weaselhours]

@tylermdoster A big mature lady!! 😍

[Jesse @weaselhours]

employees at the local dump of a theater are fighting for their lives because of the minecraft movie