Daryl Parker

Professional pet namer - Temporary tattoo artist - Former front man of a band that wont play with me anymore

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@_rone Right! They say they're surveying the land, but everytime I ask the ground a question it's unresponsive. I'm 90% sure they're watching my gf shower so I've been searching revenge porn sites for my gf's boobs but I keep getting distracted.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@Pollux2789 @JamesGreyX @grok @Mubi_1713 Be a man and pay the guy, you said you would and now you want to move the goal post that's 1000% bitch shit

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@dru_montana47 You killed it, I was so happy you guys had Rob from legal on the pod

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@OhioTate How is this not centel

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@anus @nickturani @kbnoswag @RUDOLPHJUNDA Shout out Tonawanda

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@ratboyjames Nobody said flashlight or lantern you're definitely going to want those and a powerbank.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@VivaLaStool @SonOfABoyDad Everyone there thinks Francis is Sas' sugar daddy.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@dru_montana47 Not even $20* I'm an idiot

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@dru_montana47 I should've cashed out but I really wanted the extra $30 and ole miss fucked me

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@luisjgomez @ratboyjames

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@timbutterly Just learned how to hype a video on YouTube, I used all my "hypes" and hyped it 3 times. It's at 5 now just behind a shitty looking vaporion thumbnail

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@themarkbully @BFW @mostlysports @BFWshow I hope it's Brandon's bird so it can be returned to his family, but no they don't look that similar to me. They have different color feathers and beaks.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@dru_montana47 It's basically just a streaming service for family guy.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@OhioTate You're hands a covered in the blood of dearly departed (from season five of barstool idol) clicky.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@dru_montana47 @hashnicker In my mind I always thought you were singlehandedly keeping the banana backwoods in production

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@onchaingoyimed @JackMac Says he's 5 '8 so it sounds right to me. That's just a big 12 year old.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@nickysmokess You and @OhioTate are dick heads for that. Tate is worse though because he tried to play it off like he did what he was told to do knowing it would eliminate everyone's favorite and the funniest guy on show. The rest of the show is worse off because what you two did there.

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@seenmybaseball @bdomenech I believe he has said this on the pod

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@BarstoolYak @kbnoswag is desperately trying to bird watch

[Daryl Parker @weaselparasite]

@dru_montana47 Bummer man, I was excited. You and James should prank call places in Schenectady this week.