Cris Carter

Winemaker, founder and drinker of beer at Weatherborne Wine Corp. Pinot noir and Grenache from Mendocino Co. Dolphins, Dodgers, Lakers fan.

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@BNightengale Commas are important, Bob

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@GianmarcoSoresi Something’s in the way, yeah

[Aaron @_AaronRyan]

Sydney Sweeney uses her tits to promote sports and everybody loses their mind, but nobody says a word when Bill Belichick does it

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@RYP__ Too busy snorting lines with Kegbreth to write their own copy.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Every time a MAGA QB gets smoked an angel gets its wings

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

Not sure why but I saw this video and immediately thought “AL Central”

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@NiallFirinne @gtconway3d I think Vlad might have his hands tied a bit right now.

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@LoveTheseMets @tipping_pitches It was a good slide.

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@jayhaykid I meet stupid people most days too.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

There was a game tying HR hit in game 7 of the World Series in the top of the 9th but I’m supposed to believe any other single play is better than that #ok

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@barryjfrankel @RYP__ Let’s hope this ends the same way

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@US_Stormwatch Bienvenidos a Miami

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@Asdfaeou @Jolly_Olive How about an update on this shite take?

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

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@BasedMikeLee Remember when you gloated about Pelosi’s husband getting stabbed? I feel about as sorry for you now.

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@SecWar How bout no.

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@MiddleAgedGuySD @jayhaykid @OrelHershiser Orel has forgotten more about pitching than most pitching staffs combined.

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@VanLathan Bro, why? Fireflies makes me want to shoot myself. Anything that sounds like Deathcab does.

Now, Pumped Up Kicks? My whiteness agrees.

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@Brad_Deuster @Twessel30 @Decker6 Every team is allowed to defer money in contracts. Most players don’t want that.

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@MLBNow @robparkerMLBbro Rob Parker has a hard time saying anything clearly with a Yankees dong in his mouth.