Craig Weaver

Semi-Retired Purveyor of Public Safety, King of Sarcasm, Realist, frmr Harley now beach dude, and Family Man! Opinions are my own and represent me only.

[Craig Weaver @weaveman38]

@OleTimeHardball Roy Halladay

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@WorkElizab 2

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@Avabelly__ Lighten up Karen, not like he was breaking and entering….. 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️🫤

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@DiBonaNFL JB!!! RIP…

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@NobodymrRobert An idiot

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@RapSheet Never have I ever seen a team more scared of using early draft picks than the Rams…

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@Mythicalblue_ Arrest and facing charges would be the least of that scum’s worries…

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@Sofia50020Sofia First off sympathy to the mom - she’s clearly been quite busy! Secondly, hope they both have good jobs to afford all those weddings eventually!!!!

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@otokyo 12 gauge

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@80s_Kidz He’s the guy who wants to
“…phone home…”!

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@ohhanxiety Light

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@ronsterd89 Skin

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@BroMigo79 @MbarkCherguia He did and she kept advancing. You get what you get and if that means a whoopin then clearly you didn’t learn to leave your hands to yourself!

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@otokyo His ass is cryin as he’s for sure down from there right quick, and disciplined accordingly. Or your friend who can’t parent properly can exit post haste!

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@RetroMoviesDB Lamarr: “Qualifications?”
Bart: “Stampeding cattle…”
Lamarr: “That’s not much of a crime!”
Bart: “Through the VATICAN?!”
Lamarr: “Kinky!!”

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@TaylorLewan77 @tkelce Using that term “guy” loosely eh?!?….. 🫤

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@EmilySm43 Soft pretzel, and it’s gotta be brown grainy mustard!

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@MbarkCherguia Guy on the subway got it right - dropkick them into thinking twice about their brain-dead actions….

[Craig Weaver @weaveman38]

@lady_valor_07 Window counter weights

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@Matt_Pinner Run fast! IMMEDIATELY!!!!!