Ell Weaver

Bard Vibes only

They/them

[Ell Weaver @WeaverEll]

@LincsFolk I'm not sure, I've certainly heard more anedoctal cheese fascination than any stories of effectiveness of Lynx body spray in charming

[Ell Weaver @WeaverEll]

@graveghostie turns out I'm not immune to highly specific flattery whatsoever

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

if being a landlord was a real job they wouldn't have this much time to argue with everyone on the internet all day

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

once upon a midnight dreary, while i bounced on it, weak and weary

[Sass ❤️‍🔥 @supergirl_sass]

Sometimes I remember that the word “cat” appears nowhere in the original miette tweet but we all understood, instinctively, that miette was a cat

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Girls with iron deficiency

[berriebombz @berriebombz]

ok but what if they had media literacy
(this was funnier in my head)

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

[Ell Weaver @WeaverEll]

Tactical breach wizards is undoubtedly the best game I've played all year (and it's been a Superb year!).

I've spent the weekend devouring it and it's absolutely one of my favourite games ever, I can't recommend it enough!

[Tactical Breach Wizards @BreachWizards]

TACTICAL BREACH WIZARDS IS OUT!
Sorry for yelling but it took ages to make

Turn-based tactics game about Navy Seers and Traffic Warlocks from the devs of @GunpointGame and @HeatSig

Grab it now for a discount and a lil extra gift! https://t.co/JX5Sxjhg4R

RTs much appreciated!

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I got into stand-up comedy to reinforce dominant power structures

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

im flirting with the enemy sniper by firing at them and just about missing every time . they're flirting with me by sneaking into my camp at night and leaving a knife stabbed into the dirt next to my head