Weazel Action News

Go fuck yourself, Los Santos

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Cults. Are they a necessary evil in our culture? Weazel Investigates http://t.co/7ykjVhfXSp @rockstargames #grandtheftauto #gta5

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Pre-emptive bribes sent to Los Santos Police ahead of new Seraphine Tadokoro report (exclusive to Weazel Action News).

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Visitor Incites Panic at Eclipse Tower. Buffy Wang reports. http://t.co/sg9fdNW3uh #gta5 #grandtheftauto

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Los Santos' Mayor questioned as "Cash for Urine" drive begins. @rockstargames

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Weazel Investigates: Our children, are they too fat to run?

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Study by Los Santos physician concludes that "pretty much everything causes cancer"

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Homeless martial arts practitioner denies allegations of "Hobo Dojo"

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Mountain Crew: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Outlaw Sultan Gangs. A Weazel Exclusive by Gwen Valentine http://t.co/R82OsDvzKH #gta5

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City officials outraged at ban on "Nude Wednesdays" in offices.

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Buffy Wang writes off her coke parties on expenses and I get this? http://t.co/bpu9kh2Czb

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Weazel Action News would like to apologise to the mayor in light of intern's threats of assassination

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Weazel: "It's simple. We shoot the goddamn mayor."

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Liberal swine mayor questions Weazel interns carrying fiearms

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Local delicatessen owner branded a 'nazi' over soup ban policy.

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The FIB and you: How to reassure agents your porn is all legal.

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Mayor denies rumours of creature lurking in the harbour

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Jeff Goldblum to open new sushi restaurant. "It's ah... well, hmm." He said, shrugging emphatically.

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There is no glowing cloud hovering over Los Santos. Return to your homes immediately.

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Police Comissioner's erotic display baffles reporters at press conference

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Seven dead, fifteen injured in new Tadokoro report, exclusive to Weazel