They’ll shout “the trenches are back” just long enough to trigger your FOMO.
Then they’ll sell into your conviction on the next pump.
It’s not momentum.
It’s behavioral design.
Every hallway choice. Every strike. Every extraction. Logged n Learnable.
The Machine feeds on behavior, so I built deterministic run exports that record exactly how players survive or become liquidity.
Not just gameplay.
Replayable evidence of decision making under pressure.
Next is another classic meme lore character. The manifestation of kek.
Pepe
His mind warped from years of numbing identity manipulation, with his face painted over countless never ending presales and clones, he is but a shell of his former self.
His power amplified by the Extraction Machine using his persona as a tool to reap exit liquidity from unwitting normies just trying to enter the Cypherpunk Kingdom.
One of the first Mini Bosses is none other than Doge.
After years of cloning and experimentation this poor classic now lives in a world where he is programmed to extract from the masses. His soul removed and body mechanized, he is no longer the borking hero we once knew.
A slave to the Extraction Machine.
The berserker class is named after my first born son, Rory. The last Great Red King.
He’s a strong leader and fearless warrior. Always ready for his next meal. If he’s not begging like a hound in the kitchen he’s out in the field blowing his gaskets training with his friends. A fierce and terrifying fighter who will crush and destroy anything that threatens the sanctity of his friends and family.
He used his hammer to blow a hole in the side of a mountain when he heard the news that the war against the Extraction Machine was beginning.
He just couldn’t contain his excitement. There hasn’t been a challenge like this, for him, in what seems like a millennia.
The rogue class is named after my one and only tornado of a daughter 🌪️ Charlotte, it’s actually her birthday, today 🎉
Charlotte is fun and free spirited, she has a confident in-your-face type attitude but loves to share in making happy a memory with friends and family.
If it doesn’t have to do with love and light, she is the first to pop off and charge into battle to make things right. Her speed and tenacity make her a vicious force. Combined with her intuition and intelligence she makes for a great ally in the fight against the Extraction Machine
The vanguard class is named after my youngest son, Noah. He just had his first birthday last week!
He’s a strong, determined and well calculated individual. Stoic and true to those he loves, but a bit shy around newcomers.
He has joined the resistance in attempts to take down the Extraction Machine, whose path of destruction has leveled what was once known to be a fun and exciting ecosystem.
Now controlled by bundlers and bots siphoning life from a community whose “always early”
I am are building ELF(Exit Liquidity Farmer): Extraction Machine, a brutal onchain boss rush on Solana where players burn/spend sol to enter, navigate boobytrapped passageways, fight through extraction themed enemies, unlock NFT gated characters and push deeper for higher reward.
It is dark fantasy, market warfare and pure conviction under pressure. Not just a game. A ritualized showdown between player skill and the machine itself.
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I wanted to share the art for the Exit Liquidity Farmers: Extraction Machine
I named the first set of characters after my children, for sentimentality.
I think y’all will get a kick out of the Mini-Bosses, check it out! 🧵
I am using this build as my entry into the Solana colosseum frontier hackathon, not because I want to win, but more so because I enjoy participating in events within the Solana milieu.
Being a part of this community has lead me to many fruitful relationships and learning opportunities, strengthened my network capacity, as well as pushed me to hone my skillset. Which has enabled me to achieve whatever I set my mind to building.
@WhiteWhaleLabs@findingsatoshi_ Yeah nah you’re just a POS liquidity farmer
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Doesn’t care about his community and would steal food from children’s mouths.
Building for the hackathon is worth it even before prizes because it forces you to ship in public, sharpen your portfolio and get closer to the Solana ecosystem by actually participating in it.
What I’m building is not just a P2E game. It is a risk, decision and incentive system wrapped in a playable format. The public good is in the structure. It can teach people how burn mechanics, extraction pressure, progression balancing and onchain aligned game loops actually work instead of just farming attention with shallow gimmicks.
The storyline and lore are based on real world problems amid the space, today.
You learn by building, you build reputation by shipping and you get comfortable contributing where the real builders already are.
Thats why I registered.
I started this build the right way, for sure!
Not with flashy visuals. Not with animation spam. Not with a fake polished shell.
I started with the logic first.
If the system is not tight underneath, the rest is just decoration. I wanted a real playable loop before I ever touched Phaser.
#colosseum #hackathon #buildinpublic #solana
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