Ashanee 💅

I'm just a girl. And a law graduate.

[Daniel @danielholkss]

"Why she go follow yahoo boys"

What are you going to say now?

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

You don’t want women to want you, you want them to NEED you so you can feed your fragile masculine ego.

At the same time you want women to love you for who you are, at the same time you’ve tied all your worth to money.

At the same time you don’t want women to bill you, at the same time you hate successful, accomplished women for not being “humble”

You will be swept away by a flood very soon, and I put that on yemoja 🫶

[fjbaby🍓 @folalaoye_]

God of new phone please locate me

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

Make yahoo boy Dey toast a whole d law.

I will make sure you do jail.

[Callypygian @airlah_]

This is also the year I fight anxiety and stop being shyyyyy

[NETTI🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

two generational hoarders.. lol this shii aint dropping

[Ashanee 💅 @web_ashanee]

I hate that apple flavored drinks never actually taste like apple.

[Renike @iamrenike]

Am I in a desert? I’m so dehydrated *staggers* Feeling so thirsty, I wonder why…

*comes to a sudden realisation* OH! *lifts finger dramatically*

I’ve not drank water since last year!

[Sabrina @_nipsabrina]

Yeah I don’t think me or one babe from Lagos wants ya x

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Be kinder to your mum. She’s just a girl too.

[lerato @tshepanglerato]

“computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot.”

[pretend this is a good name @achi8ng]

How do 2 helium atoms laugh? HeHe
😭😭

[Upper Echelon🌟 @just_musta4a]

Afrobeats in its purest form🌟🏁

[Ashanee 💅 @web_ashanee]

@Ikemefunaaaaa Thank you.

[Ashanee 💅 @web_ashanee]

Is there anyone who knows how to get someone's info just from their phone number?? There's this bastard bullying my friend, even after blocking him, he's still texting her with other numbers and on telegram.

[Sayo Thee Succulent @Simply_Sayo]

There’s this incredible young woman named Dora Moono Nyambe, who dedicated her life to educating and fostering over 500 vulnerable children from abuse ( including sexual), child marriage and poverty.

She recently passed away and I’ve been thinking about her and her kids a lot💔