sar

ya it’s me

[sar @web_sar]

@LeahHofer This pic is all I have to remember it by

[sar @web_sar]

one minute you’re eating a hot dog at a bucks game the next thing you know they’re playing the footage on national television in reverse 2 weeks later

[sar @web_sar]

Told the bartender it’s my birthday and she said “oh, 30?!”

I will see myself out

[sar @web_sar]

y’all pray for my cousin!!!!! nothing’s wrong with him he’s just 17 and his parents hired me to babysit him

[sar @web_sar]

bartender said she’s impressed with how much I ate and I just feel like she could have kept that to herself

[sar @web_sar]

@NathanHofer @SeanyDiezol @MadelynE_11 @LeahHofer perfect form if you ask me

[sar @web_sar]

no one talked me out of it and thanks to you all I was a super super senior definitely not my fault at all

[sar @web_sar]

debating on a math minor someone talk me out of it

[sar @web_sar]

ok I’ll say it I love harry styles

[sar @web_sar]

has anyone else ever had this happen to them??? all of your friends have boyfriends and they plan couple activities and say “you can come too”

[sar @web_sar]

@LeahHofer shhhhhhhhh

[sar @web_sar]

whenever you’re in a pinch you can find a girl at the bar but why is it always cardboard like girl

[sar @web_sar]

I talk to leah on the phone everyday after work like we possibly have something new to share with each other

[sar @web_sar]

@JennCStevens Philosophy always on my mind Jenn as a fellow scholar you know

[sar @web_sar]

i get overwhelmed thinking about how every single person is living a life just as intricate as mine. we are all living in our own worlds sharing the earth

[sar @web_sar]

@JacobGilson44 @kindykat WOW

[sar @web_sar]

my roommates are starting to get on my nerves 😠

[Gene Wu @GeneforTexas]

Guess which US Senator from Texas flew to Cancun while the state was freezing to death and having to boil water?

[sar @web_sar]

I absolutely do not believe that people just eat jello and enjoy it