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Look out honey cause im using technology

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

My new workout routine is split into predator and prey days on prey days I practice cowering in fear , scram drills, skittering/scattering, and ducking to avoid glass bottles being thrown at me and on predator days I practice chasing, prowling etc

[wren ⚓️ @witchfinder09]

Monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 12345678910 January february march april may june july august september october november december

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

@VancouverNudist Preach sister

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Has anyone shown up completely naked to the met gala or will I have to be the first closeted nudist to break the cloth ceiling

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Logging onto twitter feels like taking an industrial nail gun to my eyes and brain

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Im making steak au poivre ur making fake au pauvre 💯

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Taking adderall to text my grandma

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Ate the ripe plum I was carrying around in my left jacket pocket all day after film club and it was really sweet and succulent #W

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Tweets and instagram posts should be permanent and undeletable as they are in the eyes of history

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Type of shit i was posting on my main instagram in 8th grade.. listening to la dispute waiting for the school bus like nobody will ever fucking get me 🥀

[SAL ໑ @BYTEHEARTT]

andrea dworkin

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Womens history month… more like women’s mystery month 😂 I will never understand those creatures 😂😂😂

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

When i wear my sweatpants from high school that say OBJECTION across the ass to the deli its an urban leftist subversion of this tho 💯

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

I think suburban life produces an expansive sense of what "home" is – the house is home, but the SUV is also home, and the big box store is also home. a continuous chain of contained, privatized experiences, like never leaving the womb. why not wear pajamas

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

@razimatei Aww

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

I am proud to announce that following my fateful doctors appointment this afternoon I am completely natty and no longer roided

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

The smart television. The smart phone. The poison dart frogs of the technological world. The box tv. The jitterbug. The benign mutant tree frogs of screenland. The record. The radio. The songbirds of the urban landscape. The Walkman: the tadpole of the poison smart frog

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

If ur man gets his hair cut at sports clips He’s cheating on you

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

In the cosmopolitan fantasy white picket is wrought iron and golden retrievers are greyhounds 💯😳

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Eminem signed NAFTA to destroy Detroit

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

Cinnamon heart cinnamon heart cinnamon heart cinnamon heart cinnamon heart flying like a dart oh cinnamon heart

[webblt ;💋 @webbbblt]

This is the plot of Sonny Boy

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Hey babe. I’m back from my trip. Turns out the people who experimented on me as a child and turned me into the perfect killing machine are actually pretty cool. No bloody vengeance necessary