guppy

i want to go back to the good ol' days of shitposting on twitter. sue me.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

it’s summery judgment season

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[valentine @valawakened]

not to sound like a total slut but oh boy it would be so nice to have a really long hug and some reassurance

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Wow, you overrule me?? Me?? Yeah? Well, guess what???

Okay, Your Honor. Thank you.

[Jordy 🫧 @babyjorrdy]

i love when a baddie compliments me, thank you sexy you're who i do it for!

[masha @masha_slp]

mark my words i’m gonna make that man my wife

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again

[julia @juumelo_]

keep me in your thoughts today I have to go to work even thought I’m sooo sleepy & beautiful and fun to be around

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Being a lawyer is reading the same paragraph five times because you can’t focus and you can’t afford to be wrong.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"Can you multitask?"

Yes, I'm actually losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

[jainormis @jainormis]

thinking about it (a drunk cig) again

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Are you an only child? (Derogatory)

[fishious @fishquichee]

Touching grass isnt enough i need to connect to the mycelium network

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

i’m gonna sit on my porch and smoke 34 cigarettes while staring into the distance at nothing

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

“stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or i start screaming

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

no babe i love that u piss me the fuck off

[miia @miiagarro]

nobody is telling men they’re losers and that’s the problem