Johnny Nutterbutter

The Hazelnut Harrison Ford

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Mr. And Mrs. Nutterbutter have arrived

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@flapprdotnet Tweet of the year nominee

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They call him the Soup Nazi. Well, thats's a lofty accusation - one that could end your life in this country.

I like soup. I eat a bowl of chicken and stars every morning. Does liking Gespacho make me a Gestapo? *laughs hysterically*

(Serious voice) No, of course not.

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June was a poor performance, July will be better I promise

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You’re watching Netflix, I’m watching 2007 Hawaii Vs UGA Sugar Bowl- we are not the same

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“Mom I frew up”

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#NewProfilePic

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Portfolio is down 2%

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My gf telling me about her peanut lore

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Paid $125 green fees and triple bogey’d first hole

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The radical left punching air right now

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Toby Maguire Spider-man trilogy with the girlfriend>>>>>

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Shoot me in the fucking face

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“This edible ain’t shit”

20 min later:

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I'm still frozen

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Mrs. Nutterbutter and me colonial maxxing at dinner #placesyouveneverbeen

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Never met a beer I didn’t like

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TCU ML✅
Perfect bracket✅

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How I’m analyzing my bracket instead of working this week

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March madness 1st round parlay discussion with your homeboy