Howard Webb

Englands greatest referee. FACT

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Large glass pinot noir and a chip butty. There's a dream out there and I'm living it.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Phone call from harry R offering me 20K to help swing a result. Consider it done. Everyone needs a nest egg.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Might go twoccing with the lads from the pub tonight.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Done well, paper shop and back in 13 minutes. In my slippers and loungewear too!

[Howard Webb @webbref]

@dom_dawesuk think your confusing me with that podgey fucker wiley. Never liked him, too pally with the managers if you ask me.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Quick run this morning then off to the bookies. Fancy making a bit off the back of the europa league.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Bought the wife a signed photo of myself. Happy valentines sweetheart love howie xx

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Prepping for tomorrows day at the office with 4 cans of super tennents. Fuck it, its a school night

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Still englands finest! Have that clattenburg ya prick

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Partner thinks its weird to wear replica strip to bed. Why exactly?

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Considering a yellow card If lamp doesn't get. Switched off in next 20 seconds.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Off to bed, reflecting on another day of never making a mistake.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Wondering if I should enter to the national anthem?

[Howard Webb @webbref]

Fuck david james, clearly I'm england's number 1.

[Howard Webb @webbref]

wondering if I can get ANY better? of course I can.....