Marc Webster

[Marc Webster @webding]

@MooseAllain @theblokemark livens up many a dull day in the office by regularly coming out with these beauties while on the phone. Yes, I keep a list.

[Marc Webster @webding]

@tufty_club @87Blade89 Also, DB performed most TC admin over the past couple of weeks so I hadn’t clocked you’re in Australia and had set the alarm. Good effort. Wasted effort, but good all the same

[Marc Webster @webding]

Not that bothered by the way, I’ll still be home earlier than I would have been… just a bit comical

[Marc Webster @webding]

@EastMidRailway absolutely useless comms regarding the 15:40 from Sheffield to Nottingham. After a 20+ minute delay, we’re told “there’s still a fault and we have no departure time”. Run across to get the Northern, only to hear the whistle go and the 15:40 pull off

[Marc Webster @webding]

Absolutely shambolic comms again. My train is cancelled so I go for the one an hour earlier. That’s then delayed to the point that a Northern one will potentially beat it by a minute, but I stay put. Just as the Northern pulls out, yours gets delayed by a further 10 minutes 😂

[Marc Webster @webding]

If I was an engagement-farming blue tick wanker that didn’t want to get muted by me, I’d simply stop posting in the same tedious style

Here’s how:

[Marc Webster @webding]

@whorememberspod The cover image is completely fine. It’s obviously not up to the high quality of renowned internet artists @tufty_club, but it certainly doesn’t annoy me

[Marc Webster @webding]

@whorememberspod I can beat Mo Money Meaks in that I didn’t even listen to the Chucklevision one. I’d already been irritated by some obvious April Fools posts so was both slightly grumpy and on high alert that day

[Marc Webster @webding]

@yoda234 And your mistake is not realising I’d made my second mistake of the day before I even got out of bed

[Marc Webster @webding]

@yoda234 I realised what I typed straight away, but then didn’t think anyone would be so heartless as to make a crude comment when I’ve been very slightly inconvenienced

[Marc Webster @webding]

@bladepicker @Deadbat_DB @Panchero @stephenhall1983 @ThePinchNews @deadbat Unfortunately that’s definitely what he meant. Would have been more socially acceptable to lie about being on the information superhighway in the year of our lord Michael Brown 1992AD

[Marc Webster @webding]

@Deadbat_DB @Panchero @stephenhall1983 @ThePinchNews @bladepicker Online in 92

[Marc Webster @webding]

@BMM1882 Written in a ridiculous way by muggers so you take your phone out to get a picture

[Marc Webster @webding]

@Nick_Metcalfe Maybe he thinks winning it will be the Crucible tiebreaker if he doesn’t beat @SHendry775’s joint record. Should do it all left-handed though

[Marc Webster @webding]

@StuartMaconie It’s rubbish, but if you mute idiots as you spot them, it gets progressively less rubbish

*gets muted*

[Marc Webster @webding]

Not this man

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

We are all leading cyan deficient lives. I can't even show you what you're missing.

[Marc Webster @webding]

@whorememberspod @M_Eggy1 Well you’ve only gone and got eggy on your faces (not like that)

[Marc Webster @webding]

@OldSheffield Ah, Empire Bar. Dangerously right next to our old fire evacuation point 🚨🍺

[Marc Webster @webding]

@mattpickles84 @jonnyjkane @ianfinchtv Put it on iPlayer. Or Saturday. Or Sunday.