𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚜 𖤐

leave.

[𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚜 𖤐 @webfiveshakess]

time to retire this account mehn.

[banjo. @NotToxiccc]

I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

Nigga doing the best he can and here go this hoe lmaoooo

[nmesoma! 🎀 @so4dsntxst]

you can’t out-retard a nigerian ‘love island’ fan.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

when you already got 9 inches and she’s still talking about financial support 😭

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Women overrate themselves.

[Damo 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @justmeh03]

"Reliant on set piece and nothing else"

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

Isaac newton lied, na money be motion.

[Eyan Buruku Oloko Eshin👹 @RadicalJimmah]

Fresh beans off belle

Omo Blaqbonez dey singgggggg

[27. @dimvji]

took a lot of anger to become this calm

[𖤐 @notshakesswago]

guy, I dey chop as I see this tweet. I dey try pronounce the name, na once my egusi turn to ewedu. 💔💔

[𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚜 𖤐 @webfiveshakess]

@ManUtd Shakess
8

[𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚜 𖤐 @webfiveshakess]

@ManUtd SHAKESS 8

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

at some point you stop feeling like a friend and start feeling like an unpaid therapist, it’s crazy

[𖤐 @notshakesswago]

manifesting works guys. 😳😳

[𖤐 @notshakesswago]

omo. ✝️

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

"You'll be doing like you know everything"