Brandon Lopez

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

When people are sitting and waiting to see their counseler, and I just savagely wait by the window so that I'm first anyway... #saveyourtime

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

When you're bored as fuck but no one is responding #ooouuuhhhnoooooooooouuuu

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

Is it bad I know most of the words in the movie white chics?

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

But I don't want to work the closing shift :( #workonfriday

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

Oh boy, I just love being ignored #waitingforthis
#ohboy

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

When your shift is 3 to 9 but you thought it was 9 to 3 #smh #whyareyoulikethis

[Brandon Lopez @webhead1197]

Contemplate quitting work every morning so that I can sleep in, but then I'm like...nah

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Ah we weren't sure you loved yourself until now. Gotcha. https://t.co/aMlgSDfUi8