alex

i’m 25 and he/him and i like rocks

[alex @webkinzking]

“ayo edebiri is not from ireland” ok then explain this

[alex @webkinzking]

new rotom form where it possesses a thermofisher mass spectrometer and gains the slow start ability and then it randomly faints after three or four turns and you have to pay $25000 to revive it every single time bc it’s incompatible with nurse joy’s healing technology

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

New pokemon starters 😭

[yosemite_107 bpm @rosaliallah]

she released this 16 years ago and still nobody is catching up whew

[alex @webkinzking]

@JennyENicholson I recently saw one for a local chinese restaurant’s house fried rice with an AI description that said something along the lines of “Usually a mix of rice with vegetables and meat like chicken or pork.” Like “usually” but not always???

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A stage musical adaptation of ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC’ is being developed.

• Music by Grammy Award winners Norah Jones and Gregg Wattenberg

• Written by author Alice Hoffman and Peter Duchan

• Directed by Maria Friedman, director of ‘Merrily We Roll Along’

[alex @webkinzking]

yall know i’m Canada down

[alex @webkinzking]

Good evening, “Briahna Joy Gray” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

[alex @webkinzking]

omg you people can’t do anything

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

@jonaircon Something to clean.

Some of you guys clearly don't have adhd and it shows lol. (Bless you)

[luke @theemarbleindex]

this song is so delicious

[alex @webkinzking]

victoria justice really played the long game. she knew one of taylors albums would be ass and ppl would have to tune in eventually

[alex @webkinzking]

also worth noting that the best dunkin in western massachusetts is in sunderland. not sure if that correlates with anything but it’s true!

[alex @webkinzking]

they use pictures of woke rural massachusetts towns for these ragebait posts bc the rural towns in red states look dilapidated and uninspiring

[Haley Fan @NikkiHaleyFan02]

If the Democrat Party don’t abandon wokeness, they will never win places like this again

[alex @webkinzking]

i hate dating app bios bc they always lead me to asking rude questions. wdym you split time between vermont and florida. what job could you possibly have that justifies that

[alex @webkinzking]

i actually know exactly what this says but i’m not telling anyone

[Winter 🏹 GWEN DAY!!!! @winterduck04]

introducing the Voynich Manuscript, found in 1912 it’s believed to be around 600 years old but is written in a completely indecipherable language that has never been able to be solved :)

[alex @webkinzking]

just realized im bald enough to do this with my guitar nails rn

[alex @webkinzking]

coworker i’ve known for two years just emailed me from her work email that has her name attached to it with “hi alex i am [her name]” like yeah girl i know

[alex @webkinzking]

adrien brody shut the fuck up challenge 😭😭😭😭

[alex @webkinzking]

it’s looking like i’m gonna have to move to europe to have a career in science FUCKKKKKKKK

[alex @webkinzking]

ate a plate of fries and a guinness for dinner and then got on a public bus that is 100000 degrees fahrenheit. it’s barf o clock

[alex @webkinzking]

@loughridgewill - it has a sword inside, you carry for self defense bc you’re morally opposed to gun ownership

if it has a hook/curve at the top:
- you have it just in case you need to remove someone from an old timey musical performance
- you’re soft launching a biblical shepherd cosplay