hannah🌲🥯

shut-in girls are delicate

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

@tyler02020202 this was extremely controversial at the time on tumblr btw

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Student I was counting on to nod throughout the lecture stopped nodding

[Caleb James Stewart @calebnotbelac]

“I’ve watched a lot of Sailor Moon for someone who hasn’t watched Sailor Moon.” @webkinzlovefrog

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

right underneath taylor swift killing the planet with her private jet is my name with my paper towel usage i am just cranking through those

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

karen this, karen that…what’s the term for this variety of older white woman bc they always end up being my opps

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

the closer I get to my wedding/the more events I attend and subsequently feel extremely drained by, the more I question my decision to host a 160-person-party with myself as the center of attention 💀💀💀

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

I don’t need to spend $70 on a makeup brand’s hoodie I don’t need to spend $70 on a makeup brand’s hoodie I don’t need to spend $70 on a makeup brand’s hoodie I don’t need to spend $70 on a makeup brand’s hoodie I don’t need to spend $70 on a makeup brand’s hoodie I don’t need to

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

@stillnotmadi white noise

[ang @cybermrcury]

Couldn’t imagine a life without you

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

My cat: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Me: 😔👆👆🎶 You are just a baby 🎵 You are just so small 😳😳😳🤯 You are just a baby 🫥🤏🤏🤏😋 The smallest of them all 🎶😂😂😛

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

if you told 2022 hannah that she’d be engaged by the end of 2023, she’d be pretty surprised. but if you told her she’d be invested in fantasy football by the end of 2023, she’d be EXTREMELY surprised.

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

going through my drafts; I’m engaged to the “he” in question now

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

the worst part is that I still think “ain’t no laws when you’re drinkin claws ;)” every time I open one

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

super embarrassing to be an adult woman in 2023 who enjoys white claws

[jite @JlTEAGEGE]

why didn’t anyone tell me that getting into a healthy relationship would force me to drop my self sabotaging habits and improve myself and my life in all aspects🙄🙄🙄

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

never really noticed just how classist lady and the tramp 2: scamp’s adventure is

[jaca ➡️ 🦋 @jacadamia.com @jacadamiajack]

Streetpass was like a little nerd radar i want that in my life again

[hannah🌲🥯 @webkinzlovefrog]

there is no lorde song acceptable to play at a wedding 😔😔😔