🪨 mossy buddy 🪨

half centaur, half minotaur, on my parents’s side.

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

humour is one of the funniest things in the world

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

there is no “mortifying ordeal of being known.” We can hardly know ourselves, how can we expect others to do this for us?

the “mortifying ordeal” is that, even when we try to make ourselves known, still there can be misunderstanding from those who care and do not care alike. Ah!

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

What if we 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 got eviscerated 🪦🪦 in the cursed forest 🌲🌲🌲 by the fungal beast 🍄 which guards the realm ? 🙈🙈🙈

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

WWJD but instead it’s WWYD and it stands for “What Would You Do?” And then if you answer honestly you just do what you would do

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

[absolute nerd voice:] my scruples!!

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

@plantfam Oh brother! 🙄🙈

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

Lightly tapping the cover of a book like it’s a touchscreen to see if i have any new notifications

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

Who is hotter: a guy on tv who has an entire studio carefully curating his image down to the follicles in his skin, or me, someone who brushes their hair and cleans their teeth? Not so easy, is it .

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

becoming the main guy from Pushing Daisies by baking pies constantly but my forearms are bigger because of rolling out dough so much. They don’t talk about this in the show, but i do.

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

eggnog kombucha

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

for sale: breakout novel, tour de force

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

@_thewash anti trend? …. Is there an uncle trend ? 😏

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

oh, the alphabet? Like A, B, and so on? Yeah i think I’ve heard of that

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

got so agitated i was about to start calling someone “buddy” (derogatory )

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

want what they have 😔

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

I want to hold his hand

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

[putting a gentle hand on your shoulder] even Goku had to take heart medicine

[🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh]

my life is exactly like X-Files but instead of aliens the thing I’m looking for is a nice place to sit and watch the clouds float by…. Can such a thing exist ? I believe.