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i ❤️ bagels

[alex @webslime]

@panerabread how many ppl had to approve this promo email without noticing the unnecessary apostrophe in “chef’s” 😢

[alex @webslime]

i’m just so sick of bullshit AI ugly ass flyers on fb

[alex @webslime]

first skating class and i already got ANOTHER injury that makes me unable to skate. right after i healed my last injury that made me unable to skate. i’ve only been skating for 1.5 months. can i ever have ANYTHING lmao

[alex @webslime]

i resisted for so long but in the end i fell victim

[alex @webslime]

i must admit i’m in heated rivalry psychosis

[alex @webslime]

would you look at that another situation

[alex @webslime]

i should be allowed to go skate instead of go to work whenever i want .

[alex @webslime]

i have taken so much psych damage in the last few days

[alex @webslime]

why do situations happen to me

[alex @webslime]

i am the luckiest person in the world

[alex @webslime]

today i committed the unforgivable crime of wanting to know what time i need to go to a wedding 2 hours away for several hours in less than 2 days .

[alex @webslime]

got banned from reddit for 3 days because i told someone who DMd me to kill themselves and apparently that’s “threatening violence”??? i never said *I* was going to do anything. tf lmao

[alex @webslime]

i have purchased a kindle .

[alex @webslime]

i want a kindle (pink) so bad that it is physically hurting my Body and Soul and Mind

[alex @webslime]

i’ve been arguing with a 55 year old man on reddit about pupillary distance measurements for Two days

[nayumi @iluvmssy]

i feel like if i was a boy, i would be the best boyfriend ever. like it actually cannot be that hard

[alex @webslime]

went to guitar center and there was an employee who looked just like frank iero from like 2005 . my day is ruined

[alex @webslime]

post concert depression kicking my ASS rn

[alex @webslime]

when i was 12-13 me and my online friend group relentlessly made weird edits of this celebrity hairstylist dude ( chaz dean ) so much that he blocked me on instagram . i’m also blocked by blood on the dance floor/dahvie vanity .