@ofsidekickisms but she wouldn’t approve of him eating candy he stole from a middle schooler in the alleyway.
“well i know you have stories to tell me of since i’ve been gone. get to it.”
/ anyway, stan tanner and mabby and lukas and clay and babytiger and the lovely writer behind kitty pride and all those who support me on harley, and of course the loml arthur, because they're the only people I can trust rn
thanks for coming to my ted talk, goodnight.
@ofsidekickisms “i’m not a bad guy. i just like candy.”
speaking of candy, he still has some in his pocket that he took from someone in the alley. he’ll casually be speaking a piece.
@ofsidekickisms “the spider thing?” that was a strange way to put it.
“like taking candy from a baby.”
no — like he's actually done that before. well maybe to a teenager, not a baby.
@ofsidekickisms she knows he’ll never refuse snacks.
but the talking part, he’s never been so good at.
“what are we talking about hmm?”
parker is clueless.