Ezra Pollard

Eater of foods.

[Ezra Pollard @webzra]

@CJmoreorless Haha wow ok tho man said "Our fish is gonna tip that scale!" Yuugh

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@CJmoreorless Damn. I always thought he had made big $$ with that!

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@CJmoreorless It DEFINITELY seems that way!

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People (restaurants) keep using "abundance of caution" to describe what seems more like a minimum requisite amount of due diligence.

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@CJmoreorless Mine is still working! Very slow death lol.

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@bellegardbastos Im not playing that game anymore. People all proved they could drink in their homes last year. 15 minutes after close I'm inviting them to leave and go do that.

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@CJmoreorless Oh wow. Haven't seen, will watch soon.

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@hels Wow, "Brute force bain marie" really did it for me 👏

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@hels @quickwitter 100% raisins

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Kelsey got me a heart-shaped baguette which is cute now but I'm really looking forward to the right angle sandwich.

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@CJmoreorless Light As A Feather getting lots of play in our apartment this weekend. 😔

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@WhereDidCuongo Neck!

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All of cilantro is good but I think the stems are better than the leaves.

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This ceremony has more horns than an M.O.P. album.

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This newish trend of entirely covering a pizza in cup & char pepperoni is tired. It's too many damn pepperoni.

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@WhereDidCuongo In 7th grade I had to go to the principal's office *every day* for refusing to say it. Like yeah I'm all set on that and totally good with taking a walk.

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@BeWeezie @clearlyclaude @slaughtered94 @karenheff @TheHonorableAT Basically a narrative was created (in the US) that europeans were "white" and others were not and therefore lesser as a means to justify and keep everyone on board with/feeling good about slavery. That is a real thing that happened.

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Why always salad or fries? Why not just both? I think a lot of people really want both.

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Listened to DANGERDOOM for the first time in years this morning. Really had me smiling -- needed that! 🙏

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2021 would be a good year to stop referring to bar & restaurant customers as "guests."