Anna

too much panic, not enough disco😣✊🏻

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

2020: girl, the pandemic
2021: girl, the variants
2022: girl, the Supreme Court
2023: girl, the strike
2024: girl, so confusing
2025: girl, the tariffs
2026: girl, the recalls

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Frankly Taco Bell has built up a lot of goodwill from me. I forgive them

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

christopher nolan really put his whole odussy into that movie

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Finally, a steed worthy enough.

[Gus Kondo @gustavokondo]

forte candidato a melhor tweet do ano

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I couldn’t go on love island cause I have a cpap machine

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just saw The Odyssey, I loved it but was really surprised it featured so many Minions. Not saying it’s bad or inaccurate. I’m aware of its oral history, so there’s no way to know Homer didn’t include Minions. But it was like 98% Minions. Didn’t even mention Odysseus.

[Anna @wecksonwecksoff]

Shanghai noon

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

guess the movie by its color barcode #filmtwt

[Brian Stack @BrianStack153]

Still one of my all-time favorite Onion headlines.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[Liam @liminaluncle]

this @pants cartoon is so important to me

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

the rizzler is now only four degrees from chairman mao

[Anna @wecksonwecksoff]

Got the wordle in 1 today

[our beautiful rat king @tenderpbj]

“exciting news” is an understatement about something that has me in tears

[ampalle @ampalle1]

imagine hating me and this is literally me in my room