very fun how the two types of jobs you can get now are "get screamed at for an insulting amount of money" or "hear the Microsoft Teams call jingle in your dreams until you die"
just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car and he sighed and muttered to himself “never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence”
@hacks4pancakes Actually, if you need to make a trip to play video games that are banned in your state but allowed in mine, I can help you. No questions asked.
Last night, I walked with a female friend. We crossed the street so many times to avoid sketchy figures, and when we stopped, she revealed that she had been clutching her pepper spray the whole time, even with me there. She was wearing a pretty dress. I started to understand.