Wednesday Wirkus

Born on a Thursday. Reno NV.

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

I have been to Costco 4 times in the past two days and still need toilet paper

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

My fiancé bought a wedding ring with dinosaur bone in it, he went from not giving a shit about his ring to super excited about dinosaur in .5 seconds.

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

Booze wedding registry https://t.co/uWAxMZoyb2

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There is a wedding registry site for booze! Why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner!?!? I will just be creating a late wedding registry on @ThirstyNest now.

[james @phan1om_]

this upcoming generation don’t know how lucky they are to have lit ass millennials as teachers lol

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

@SydSaysThis Also if you are flying international book from San Francisco, or LAX if you at RNO to the itinerary the flights almost double in price.

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

Piece of advice, don’t go on a two week vacation that gets you back home the day everything is due for your wedding, no matter how prepared you think you are something will come up.

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

I’m on my period and I have a 33 hour day. Time traveling on the worst cramp day.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

30. THE SCREAMKDK https://t.co/qVMFil6Li1

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

@SydSaysThis Ewww🤮

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@brandiloves So excited to see you!!!

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

We tried $1000 scotches today and I learned a lot about scotch.

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

There are castles here, I’m never going home.

[Jessica @jessicafisk12]

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever complimented another girl’s article of clothing and she told you where she got it?

[Wednesday Wirkus @wednesdaywirkus]

We have about 10+ hours of travel left and I spent last night puking with a stomach bug. Do I look like crap yet? #londoncalling #dontworkwithkidstheyaregermy

[rachel yara @bugposting]

a haunted house for white men where they just get held accountable for their actions

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

As a father, I don’t call it having patience. I call it no murder.