Spamelot

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[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

All I want to do is write my silly little stories.

It's really rude that I have to go to my job.

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Noah Kahan's new album is out (yay) but I'm in work (boo) and it's a bad idea for me to listen to it while I'm in work.

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Just finished reading my first mafia romance book and girlies 👀 I'm taking recommendations.

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Getting my period over International Women's Day feels like a cruel and unusual punishment for something

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This isn't a dig at modders in ANY way. I love you guys. This is a dig at EA because why are you updating a game so often but not actually fixing any problems.

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Love spending a few hours after a Sims update to see which of my mods are breaking my game

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Canva is down... LinkedIn is down... How the hell am I supposed to do my job!!

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

The moon is so pretty and I HATE that I can't take pictures of her on my phone! It doesn't see her like I do!!

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Just got such wonderfully positive feedback from the head of HR at my company (she even cc'd the head of my department into the email) I could have cried!

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Autumn brings with it a longing to be back in education... I feel a PhD calling my name

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Comms Officer is a mostly thankless job

People need to know things why would they thank me!?

But the head of HR said thank you and well done to me on my big project last week and I'm still thinking about it

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

A guy I went to secondary school with has a fuck ass photo on LinkedIn.... It really made me giggle

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

I'm in a webinar and they're talking about AI and they're (social media/pr/journalists) all really supportive of AI assisted work.

They just want it to be correct.

Ew. I hate that. Stop supporting AI work. I don't care if it's quicker.

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I just want to learn... Be a full time student and do degree after degree. No that's what I'm made for!

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Do you ever wake up and go: "wow, I have to work for the next 40 years..." Because me too.

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Don't get me wrong, I like my job and I'm good at it but I think I'm not made for labour.

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

Sat in A&E with my partner as he broke his foot in the club last night

Party boy kept dancing for 5 hours after hurting it

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Me, a Comms Officer:

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My fiancé is on a Dune rant and I'm not sure he could be any more attractive

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

His family will be "dads side" and honestly, that tracks for his family.

[Spamelot @wedospamhere]

"I can't wait to see what weird pregnancy cravings you're going to have" "I really want to take our kids camping a lot!"