Citizen Smith

Myself - I'm living the dream

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

She's an alcoholic and a druggie

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

Kay Burley just tried to own a photo of 230 people on a dinghy…
…and misspelt “aisle” as “isle”.

Mate, if you can’t even navigate a supermarket correctly, maybe sit this one out.

Five items or fewer… on the Isle of Wight?

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@Lord_Talbot64 @KayBurley She knows it pays. What a tragic woman.

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@thailand_matt @Ajarncom Just use this firm, price upfront and pay on arrival at destination.
Home - Nice Pattaya Taxi https://t.co/EurjeEYnHI

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@Neccccy He needs a bullet

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@Ajarncom Can I recommend you to Turkmenistan airlines, the most laid back airline I have ever used. Unfortunately its a Saturday to Saturday flight BKK to LGW and return.

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

🗳️ If there were a snap General Election tomorrow .. who would you vote for..

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@TheBardOfAnlaby Love Khao man gai Col.

[Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 @TiceRichard]

Serious allegations against Green councillor

Imagine if this was a Reform Councillor….

Would be top of BBC national news for days & other media

Instead as it’s a Green, silence. Their shameful bias knows no bounds

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

Boycott Vodaphone.
#Boycottvodaphone @VodafoneUK #Stoptheboats

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

EXCL: A deal between Vodaphone and Care4Calais has seen thousands of SIM cards loaded with 6 months of data, handed out to illegals.

The charity boasts about the 116,000+ freebies handed to illegals, including joggers, Ramadan food packs, haircuts, bike repairs.

👇Full report

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@CelOlulode @Cambridge_Uni @BBCNews OMG you mean you were hoodwinked. What a privilege that you were found to be woke.

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@richiechapman8 You need an easy 6 point team mate.

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@RealRomfordPele Look like you have just entered Abbs cross care home Ray.

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@IrishIron32 One by one.

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@NormanBrennan Done 5 on my first week as section skipper, no PC's to deal. Good job I had scoped the coroners officers at Oldchurch hospital beforehand.

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@KayBurley Kay is a retired lush.

[Tony Dowson @TonyDowson5]

"British Muslim charity funded Hamas, says FBI

"Arrested head of £74m foundation accused of bankrolling terror group under guise of aid"
https://t.co/4itgPwHlRT

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Burnham goes all Brexity. He can’t pursue this protectionist policy AND aim to rejoin the EU. More important, he can’t count. He’s laid out two tests, not one. Goodness knows how he’ll get his head round our £3 trillion national debt.

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Jermain Defoe:

"I remember during my second season at Sunderland, our press officer, Louise Wanless, told me one day, 'There's a boy who wants to meet you.'

She explained that Bradley Lowery had neuroblastoma and that I was his favourite player.

I said, 'Of course. No problem.'

I didn't know what to expect. I thought he'd be really shy and quiet.

But as soon as he walked into the dressing room, he ran straight over, jumped onto my lap and gave me the biggest hug.

After that first meeting, I asked Louise to put me in touch with his family so I could visit him in hospital.

At first, I went with other players, but then I started going on my own. I just wanted to spend as much time with him as I could.

We had a natural connection. A bond that I still can't explain.

I got so used to having him around Sunderland that I really struggled after he was gone.

He taught me to appreciate life and the people around me so much more.

He changed me. He changed my whole perspective." ❤️

[Citizen Smith @wee_dram1]

@kvnbhrly1 What's Sir John Stevens doing at the moment Kevin.? I know he is nearly 84 but.....

[Jamais Vu 🏉 @boot15_vu]

Wes Streeting’s first visit to the Royal Navy…….🤓😂🤣
#HelloSailor