Johann Lament MSP

Ex- Leader of Labour in North Britains branch office. Arch enemy of Sturgeon & SNPBAD. parody.

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

Independence polling at 25% -

"Of course you can have a referendum"

Independence polling at 50% -

"Now is not the time for a referendum"

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

MSP Mark McDonald has undressed me with eyes on many occasions making me extremely uncomfortable.

But he's only human i suppose

#IrresistibleJoLa

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

You make this sound like a bad thing

#HealthyDebate https://t.co/6tEIO9kLn0

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

Why am i seeing lots of #MUNDELLMUSTGO hashtags? Disgraceful

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

1/2 Following the MAIB announcement, @scotgov will now work with families and salvage specialists to seek to recover the bodies of those lost in the Nancy Glen tragedy in Loch Fyne. While there can be no guarantee of success, we owe it to the families to do everything possible. https://t.co/yLMyDx1ETT

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

This is the tragic news the media in Scotland fail to report. The utter shambles the SNP have made of the NHS must be brought to task. Does Sturgeon care or is she happy with her BUPA subscription while ordinary mothers suffer like this.

#SturgeonMustAnswer https://t.co/giv4WRhjQy

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Tried to get an appointment with my doc this morning, she had nothing in the next two weeks. This afternoon a letter arrives saying the practice is closing down due to falling patient numbers.

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

'A'
'Average'
'9'
'Halved'

Lots of fractions & big numbers being used to confuse & then cover up this failed SNP vanity project.

#astonished https://t.co/p9JW4bwX2E

[STV News @STVNews]

Deaths on A9 between Dunblane and Inverness halved since average speed cameras installed in 2014 https://t.co/rFI0vQlgYM

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

Soon young padawan......soon.

#EveryonesHavingATurn https://t.co/MKBUneOqYd

[Richard Lochhead @RichardLochhead]

Got excited today when Presiding Officer called on me to deliver Labour’s FMQ to @NicolaSturgeon - turned out he meant Richard Leonard but I’d have done a better job than him!

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

This train doesnt even exist. What sort of a complete & utter nincompoop would tweet about a train which doesn't exist?!

#LabourWouldnt https://t.co/ob5ullalCq

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

@DRossborough We don't reveal our appointments or locations to cybernats. The aggressive & intimidating tone of your question shows why

#SNPcybernatarmy

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

This is cherry picking if ever i saw it. Why not publish the ACTUAL figure of how many people made up the 7% figure. My guess is that the majority of respondents were in the 7% bracket.

#SturgeonMustAnswer https://t.co/bNRMQqaAfG

[Ross Colquhoun @rosscolquhoun]

🏥 According to a poll by @YouGov, over 9 out of 10 (93%) patients in Scotland are satisfied with the NHS. This provide further evidence that Scotland’s NHS is outperforming rUK and that record investment and record staffing levels are reaping rewards in terms of patient care.

[John McKay #BelieveInScotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @johnmcinroe]

@brawday @wee_things posing tastefully between ‘wee things’ 😂😂😂

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

Although the #brexit figures leaked by the government are really bad, we in Labour would like to point out that the figures aren't as bad, & in fact are much better, than if they had been a lot worse.

Labour will therefor plough on with #brexit

Sturgeon can't deny hard facts

[Graham Simpson @grahambsi]

Nationalism is a corrosive force which divides rather than unites and is often allied with xenophobia. But if Britain is foolish enough to go ahead with #Brexit I’d find it hard to argue against Scottish independence-They were promised continued EU membership

[Ross Colquhoun @rosscolquhoun]

Apologies made for spreading a false story about @theSNP:

✅ Scottish Daily Mail
❌ The Daily Telegraph
❌ Scottish Daily Express
❌ Theresa May
❌ Ruth Davidson

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

If Scotland & Ireland were joined by a bridge then the SNP would punish ordinary mothers & taxpayers by forcing them to pay hefty bridge tolls.

It took years of Labour pressure to force the SNP to remove current tolls. Sturgeon Must Answer

#LabourAgainstTolls

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

@j1874t Don't give them ideas!

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

Utterly crazy for SNP to be floating the idea of building a bridge between Ireland & Scotland.

Haven't they wasted enough taxpayers money on their Edinburgh Trams vanity project???

#SturgeonMustAnswer

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

This highlights the most serious issue surrounding the whole debate...namely....

Who the hell is singing Happy Birthday at football matches?

Sturgeon MUST answer https://t.co/2VXBGYkQk2

[Johann Lament MSP @wee_things]

This highlights the most serious issue surrounding the whole debate...namely....

Who the hell is singing Happy Birthday at football matches?

Sturgeon MUST answer https://t.co/2VXBGYkQk2