Average Tyler Fan

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

Pushin carts and smokin carts 😭

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@TannerBoyle247 @kananipueo @HunterBiden @SStricklandMMA So Sean is a “fking weak raised poor alcoholic and pothead?” Is that your opinion too?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Just finished reading Hemingway’s FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS and I had to stop and take a picture when I got to the famous line about the United States:

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@thecreamynutter @HunterBiden @JoeyMannarino You have such little cognitive ability its actually incredible. Your bio says you’re a father, as someone who knows so much about you its clear you fucked your own offspring. Doesn’t that get you angry? The double standards are incredible, tho I wouldnt expect more from you

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@KenBurg72380072 @Handre Florida deadass has the worst education in the nation i don’t think they’re teaching much of anything over there bud

[zach @blip_tm]

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@Real_DanMilller @johnnymaga Lol you’re clearly outmatched and loudly wrong so you resort to talking about my testosterone. Shit is high asf bud and my results say so. High intelligence doesn’t mean low testosterone, but in your case you’re low by both metrics. Sad!

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@Real_DanMilller @johnnymaga Hilarious because that ball is literally below his knees. Derek mf jeter literally said that was way low. I feel so much pity for you, bc you’re so unbelievably stupid and you don’t even know it. Hope you become better in the future!

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@Real_DanMilller @GBuster49 @johnnymaga Woah big internet word bud! Good job kiddo, if you keep it up you might reach a middle school reading level

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@Real_DanMilller @johnnymaga Congrats on figuring out something substantive buddy! Unfortunately, you’re incredibly, loudly, stupidly wrong by literally evert metric available to us. Classic idiot, i wish you didn’t represent America as much as I do.

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@Real_DanMilller @johnnymaga Typical idiot giving america a bad name. Say something substantive for once in your life bud

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@GBuster49 @johnnymaga Pitch framing is a part of the game, but it inherently means the umpire is failing at his job. America got by bc of bad officiating, not much of a win

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Listening to a grunge playlist at my corporate job

[LeBallMight @leballmight]

"The OKC Thunder are the 2025 NBA Champions!"

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

spinning teddy pendergrass vinyl as my chase burns

[Omar El Fares 🇵🇸 عُمَر الفارس @3lfares]

Ah yes famously David was nuclear-armed and backed by the US

[Average Tyler Fan @weedfiend95]

@BaneSquad_ Bitch chalked us 🫩