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[edna @edna_days]

laughing at funny tweets i remembered while getting groceries

[noah @i_n0ahguy]

this left me speechless

[shaun ^_−☆ @adobomochi]

his coat about to be shiny asf

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[FDR ✨|| waddingham summer @kbeckssinatra]

Anne Hathaway was some teenage girl they picked to star opposite Julie Andrews in a teen flick and she turned out to be one of the greatest actresses of her generation like that’s my GOAT fr

[Tanner Guzy @tannerguzy]

There’s a lady on TikTok whose whole account is showing you how little time it takes to clean up that mess, send that email, or close those little open loops and it’s the most wholesome and effective psyop I’ve ever been exposed to.

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[Bob Chaos🖖🇺🇦 @OrgChaosForever]

They aren't blocking negative reviews. They are requiring proof that you actually watched the movie before you review it.

Cope.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i do kinda find it interesting that for a while she found her footing with that midtempo whisper heavy sultry popnb and never really went anywhere with it

[𓆝 ♡ @yashuxin]

there’s a literal pedophile making a comeback rn btw…

[kenny @qodessstreet]

being disordered isn’t a free way ticket to being a huge bitch btw

[The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑 @hdnvllyrancheir]

me when i walk in on my non binary roommate jerking off

[hermes ☿ @thehermeister]

Now, it all makes sense why they’re bringing back the Mangaverse in September …

[val @novainest]

and 123movies

[goma @soigomaa]

Her name is Gina Martin. She was at a music festival in London when a man pushed his phone between her legs and took a photo under her skirt. She reported it to the police immediately. They told her it wasn't a criminal offence. There was nothing they could do.
She went home and decided that was unacceptable. With no legal background, no political connections and no funding she launched a campaign to make upskirting a criminal offence in England and Wales. She petitioned. She lobbied MPs. She spoke publicly about what had happened to her. The government initially blocked the bill.
She kept going. The Voyeurism Act passed in January 2019. Upskirting now carries up to two years in prison. Scotland followed. Other countries are following. A woman at a festival with no lawyer, no funding and no political connections rewrote the law for an entire nation in eighteen months.

[✦☽Ҝ𝔞☥☥✦| Comms Open! @KattNippxo]

“Do you know what happens to a Toad when it’s struck by Lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” 10 year old me SCREAMED. ⚡️

[kanishk @kaxishk]

bring back human slop