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Barking mad. Hopping!

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Blues Traveler’s lead singer sounds so much like Jack Black

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Bitches always talking bout they Crohn’s disease

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“Thank you for fingering me”

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You never know when someone you meet could be peeing out straight up mosquito larvae

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*shaking your hand* Yeah, Fester! Like the uncle

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I was given strength by the spirit of the Orient

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My feet might stink; but at least my biscuit’s buttered.

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All my pez have been dispensed :(

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Who up fiddling they stick

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If you as a man have jibbits in your crocs… idk you just gotta die

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Cumming so hard you pee < Peeing so hard you cum

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Gritting my teeth and hopin’ it ain’t fent 🥀

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The beauty of this image brought me to tears

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White people love being debilitated

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Getting turnt in East Virginia. Fucked up in West Dakota

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Ignoring the Balkans on principle

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When the edible got fent

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Another day another muffin munched

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There is a great importance in speaking truth into this dark world. Feeling the pull of the weekend

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Great Scott I hope they think my quips are indeed quippy 🫣