Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak

I have reclaimed control of my account much to the chagrin of Connors and their allies. Let the uncomfortable truths commence.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

In arabic, the same word is used for both "sons" and "nephews".

There is a brutal lesson in this.

Tell your 'abna' wa'abna' this

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

On live?

[KD.in.the.House @KDintheHouse1]

@WeedMubarak I'm afraid Teheran Joker has been swatted as well

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Hey, sorry, I was taking a dark sabbatical. What did I miss?

[Sun Tzu's Uncle @BenghaziExpert]

This may be the most grim and uncomfortable news I’ve ever had to share.

It is with profound sorrow that I must announce my brutal mentor, deeply unsettling colleague and spiritual Uncle @WeedMubarak is missing and presumed dead after a missile struck his office in Dubai.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

A mysterious new neighbor has moved in next door:

The Gay of Hormuz.

His intentions are murky. Is he friend, or is he foe?

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Yes, Prince Andrew WAS one of my closest students for many decades, but it was before many of the bad things happened. Yes, I am the one responsible for him developing a powerful, masculine, alpha-male mindframe, but that is besides the point.

[Bro words @BroWords_]

Ejaculating too much can make you lose your masculine frame. Trust me.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

*Grimly* Yes.

[men HQ @themenHQ]

can we all agree that guys being a little overweight like this is very attractive

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Fellas, is it gay to die of another man's disease? Imagine dying of Lou Gehrig's Disease, miss me with that.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

I am carefully distancing myself from Prince Andrew.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Must have been a rough year.

[Fact @Fact]

Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Too many pillows.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

If you don't have a series of uneasy alliances with 7-8 men who could easily betray you for purely machiavellian reasons, then take the dildo out of your ass, Connor.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

@exMalwa Sir, Connor jerked off a second time this morning. Before getting out of bed.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

All that porn you watch is slowly turning you gay.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

All that porn you watch is slowly turning you gay.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Disrespect is also free.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Bro, It costs $0.00 to respect people.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Madeupdonia*

[Lifelong Pickleball Fan @JohnGalvano]

@WeedMubarak *Monkeydonia

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

I am having trouble respecting the Pahlavi family. After all, they are heirs to those who lost against *checks notes* Macedonia, which isn't even a real country.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Interesting. Saying something and believing it makes it true. Try it out yourself.

[Iran Army @IranarmySpoof]

I am now the leader of Iran, and Iran is now free.

[carl beijer @_carlbeijer]

@WeedMubarak "Fake friends are like shadows: they follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark." - Machiavelli

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Can.... cancelling my meetings.

[Fact @Fact]

A sheep and a goat can mate to produce a hybrid. It's called a 'Geep'

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

A series of uneasy alliances ultimately is the healthiest thing you can do for yourself.

[Fact @Fact]

Being alone weakens your body. Having friends strengthens your body.