Michael Weidner

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I do not have bitch tits

[chavíto @Chavito316]

15 years ago, Rick Ross did this just to avoid getting a speeding ticket 😂

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

If you’re a white supremacist fascist who doesn’t find it offensive when someone calls your wife ugly, Ted Cruz is the exact motherfucker for you.

[Michael Weidner @weedsbro]

@DovySimuMMA @GabrielKloska @poggysmash28

[Michael Weidner @weedsbro]

@jarrettzackary1 @Cracker_Jack26 @GabrielKloska @poggysmash28

[Michael Weidner @weedsbro]

@MayorOfLA @SpaceX @GabrielKloska

[Michael Weidner @weedsbro]

@HiRezStudios How do I catch a 30 minute deserter penalty when my game bugged out after I accepted to join the game? This is also my first offence in almost a year and it was not my fault. I do not think that amount of time is fair.

[Botnik Studios @botnikstudios]

We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter https://t.co/UaC6rMlqTy

[Michael Weidner @weedsbro]

After he throws up he stubles into the house and slurs the words " I have food poisoning". No David, you are just a drunk mess lol. 2/2

[Michael Weidner @weedsbro]

David just walked into the house drunker than a skunk. He then eats food and immediatly throws it up because he is fucking obliterated. 1/2

[Soberly Intoxicated @SIDrunks]

If #Carbondale was a person.

[Jay Frechette @JFrech21]

@stoolpresidente We've got a mismatch. Someone get her the ball on the block. #VSFS2016

[Austin Powers @Austin_Powers__]

When Trump wins... #ElectionNight

[Sophie @SLantz41]

What me and @AuzStevens3 are doing instead of working out... http://t.co/WRmDPw7s

[Sophie @SLantz41]

"It's always sunny in Douscheville"- Kayla Tory

[Sophie @SLantz41]

Second Saturday in a row I had to wake up at 8...on the up-side, my hair looks really good for once

[Sophie @SLantz41]

Guess I should be glad my first midnight fire alarm didn't happen until November...except not really because it's 20 degrees outside 😫

[Sophie @SLantz41]

Singing songs on the bus ride back from semi #babygotback #spicegirls #missnewbooty 😂