Weed Seinfeld

It's a show about puffing.

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These weed pretzels are making me high!

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seinfeld does weed

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kramer high, jeery dead, Elaine etc

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do you still like this?

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Jerry wakes up in Elaine’s body. He screams.

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Fuck forgot about this

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Jerry dumps a bucket of weed in a volcano and then wafts the volcano gasses to simulate a gigantic bong situation and of course his lil fuck rat is there too

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@pajamawitch @Chumpstring I request you cease and desist otherwise you will be hearing from the Weed Seinfeld legal team

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@sexualjumanji CEASE AND DESIST

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@worst_bot_1997 This is infringement. Our legal representative will be contacting you.

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@camistardust I order you to cease and desist

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@Seinfeld2000 STAY IN YOUR LANE

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Frank Costanza and George Costanza have a threesome with the rat.
The Rat (Austin Powers voice): Yeah baby!

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Kramer dies

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George realizes he’s made of skin

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damn bania

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Puddy changes his name to Puffy because he smokes weed now. Also Kramer starts fucking that same rat that Jerry, Elaine and George have all fucked.

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George shits out his mouth while making out with his girlfriend.
Jerry watches from afar. Jerry is always watching.
Kramer shoots himself in the foot and orgasms for the first time.
Elaine sharts during the In Memoriam segment at the Oscars.

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George is fucking the rat now

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Jerry sprays ass-blood all over Kramer’s dead body.
Jerry: Happy birthday bitch.

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And then they 69 in the Wendy's parking lot.