equine bastard

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

I discovered a new geographical direction - the center.

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

Did you know that every time you're about to get a boner, a little locomotive comes out of your ass and travels to your balls to deliver coal to power the erection

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

did you know

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

People come up to me on the street, shake my hand and thank me for my suffering

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

Spotify’s top hits? More like Spotify’s top Shits

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

the souls of the damned travel to hell through my internet cable

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

they discovered a new island that is supposed to be the planets' clit

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

you must understand

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

the is one of the world's

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

there are two wolves in me - pee and poop

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

bigfoot is always one step ahead

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

ghost of jesus

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

how physical objects attract dust

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

repotting plant into a bowl of soup

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

i fuck like a 40 year old man

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

My bumpy vagina with ruts allows blind people to have sex in braille’s

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

Why is it hot in the subway when it’s further from the sun

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

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Let’s not forget that it was the people who had sex who killed Jesus

[equine bastard @weedswag1]

you deserve to bust