Weegion Reserves

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[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

It's that time of year again, as we end our 2024-2025 season and approach our @WhittUnited Presentation Evening on Saturday.
It feels right that we go through this year's Weegion squad for their season ratings.

A THREAD 🧵

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

@WhittUnited Any chance your Goalkeeper dropped the bin in the away changing rooms as well as the two clangers? @AFCTutbury

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

2023/2024 Adam Butler is back ❤️

Up. The. Weegion.

[Whittington United @WhittUnited]

The Reserves leave Woodville with all 3 points after a 4-2 win today.

Building on some improved performances in the last few weeks to be the most in form team in Whittington.

⚽️ A Butler 2, Pemberton, Neeson

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[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

Things we fucking love to see.

#UpTheWeegion

[Whittington United @WhittUnited]

First win of the season for the Reserves against AFC Tutbury.

Battered by the wind and long balls, but stood strong. Capitalised on a goalkeeping error and a long ball to score against the run of play.

Superb free kick pulled one back but we held out.

⚽️ Wildes 2

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[Whittington United @WhittUnited]

Pre season 📝

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

@alfieavfc1 @matthulley @JMPatterson93 @Mattylloyd16 @Kabe @BenJWindsor @matt_hough @jacksmith06 @pete_n_11 @N17MRE @Stack_1 @ScottySmith96 @HarryjNeeson @tazrenard_ @AdamButler96 @CWildes27 @TonyWither5812 @J0N0000

5.7/10

King of Lichfield City

Ripped apart the Whittington FC side in a 12-0 win, pre-season.
Played about 4 games since.
Always injured.
Brings his boots in the box they shipped in, rather than a bag.
Strange behaviour.

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

It's that time of year again, as we end our 2024-2025 season and approach our @WhittUnited Presentation Evening on Saturday.
It feels right that we go through this year's Weegion squad for their season ratings.

A THREAD 🧵

[Weegion Reserves @WeegionReserves]

@alfieavfc1 @matthulley @JMPatterson93 @Mattylloyd16 @Kabe @BenJWindsor @matt_hough @jacksmith06 @pete_n_11 @N17MRE @Stack_1 @ScottySmith96 @HarryjNeeson @tazrenard_ @AdamButler96 @CWildes27 @TonyWither5812

6.2/10

Most Hated Man in Burton

Drama graduate.
Rattles opposing players, managers & everybody else.
Loveable rogue.
Scored a goal this season.
Brought new boots.
Played like 4 times.
Owes like £400 in unpaid subs.
A secretary's dream.