Jimmy Shite

[Jimmy Shite @weejimmyshite]

@northernassist can you ask your drive of the next train from Harrogate to York to let me in the cabin with him. There’s been fuck all room on the last two trains. If I can’t get on the next one I’m going to lie down on the tracks

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@carlsssojaac E-cigarettes and alcohol

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@CFgm_WHU “Or I’ll fracture your skull” 😂

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@pynkyluvr @RealFamilyCrete I can turn “was” into “is” what’s the @

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@ricosrevenge Fartin in the club is underrated

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@LBC Calm down James Dean

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@lyncey_gilbe Charlotte “Fit” Church btw

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@DreadCentral I can’t see shit

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@CourtNewsUK However angry you are, you should be angrier. RIP Wayne Broadhurst

[James Goddard @JamesPGoddard90]

ILLEGAL AFGHAN MIGRANTS CAN LITERALLY MURDER ENGLISH MEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ON VIDEO AND THEIR PUNISHMENT WILL BE A HOSPITAL ORDER

The time for tolerance is OVER

These people must be FORCED to LEAVE

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@talkSPORT We’d still be massive even if we spent 20 years in the conference league

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@_Olly03 What’s going on in this video, someone please?

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@HLTCO I’ll never complain about some stinking fixture like Everton v Fulham being on tv ever again I swear

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@QuetzalPhoenix Saw someone refer to white leather sneakers as “paracetamol” and I can’t unsee it

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@SonicForcesFam Thank you for bringing these to my attention, I’m watching the Any Austin one now

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@drilhistorian I remember reading this for the first time and shedding tears of laughter. Absolutely incredible

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@Babygravy9 Is this true?

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@BeGotGame2 @pluto_dreams13 What do you drive now?

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@pepsidogonline @pixember Ohhh I heard him talking about the golf thing on a recent interview! Thank you Trevor

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@pixember @pepsidogonline Trevorgate

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@m_klingensmith @HaslamTalmadge Yeah. Mr Brightside has entered the realm of “modern folk song.” I like The Strokes too but I’d say Last Nite is their most famous-with-everyman song and it’s nowhere near as famous