Weekend Daddy

Titan Point needs AC

[Scott Cheggs @Scott__Cheggs]

How has your day been ?

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Absolutely no self awareness

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

😭😭

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

The pun is wrapped on this one.

[🇦🇺 Mark 🇦🇺 @shortnstout9]

🤔🤔🤣

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

George tried to wake Peppa, but she wasn't responding.........

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

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[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.'

The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.'

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

😕😕

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

I can't believe my wife has kicked me out just for measuring my penis.

Just for the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat.

[Johnny Allen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧⚒️ @essojohn]

Good afternoon all have a great day 😂😂

[MAJESTIC @mosttweeters333]

Ultimate, my ass.

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

If you LAUGH? You LOSE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

A young Korean couple are lying in bed...

When the guy starts farting nonstop.

The girl, unable to take the smell, says, "Stop, that's disgusting!"

"Don't blame me", the guy says. "It's the dog."

"Oh, don't blame him", she says. "He was cooked perfectly."

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

WARNING: SHOCKING!

They’re coming for your children!

This disgusting book is aimed at young children and promotes ‘Swingers Parties’!

Shows the depravity of the days in which we are living!
Children should be protected from this !

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early today; I'm going to be a father!"

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk.

"Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."