Weekend Wisdom

extremely insightful comments from the drunken, hungover and (rarely) sober minds of 2 slightly attractive female 20-somethings.

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"Would you have punched me if I was naked? Like idk. THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT I WAS NAKED and TRYING to fight you"

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"I think if you spend a long enough time staring at any man, he starts to look like a lesbian"

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"I think rob kardashian might be my spirit animal"

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In defense of cheating on every boyfriend she's ever had:

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"How amazing would it be to date Brody? Like you'd hang out with Rob, Scott and Kanye then be obsessed with Bruce. And have sex with Brody"

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"I feel like his body would be gross naked" "probably. So is mine though"

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"Do you ever wish you were an animal? All they do all day is sleep and eat and have sex and play with toys"

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"I couldn't hear you because I was breathing too loud"

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"I feel bad that she's mad but i don't have her number so I guess that's it"

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"What if he messages me asking why I added him?" "Just be honest like I was trying to see if you were hot"

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"Idk what's supposed to happen like am I supposed to have sex?" "No just hang out" "....I don't know how to do that" "k then have sex"