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basically a walking scrub daddy advertisement at this point

[💭 @spikethinker]

still not you gay boy

[💭 @spikethinker]

driving with my vampire bf to get him an oreo mcflurry

[bella 🍊 @orangeslicegirl]

spike fans rise up 🧎‍♀️🧍‍♀️

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actually me tho 🫣

[ted lasso dancing to... @dancinglasso]

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Theme

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dreamt knoxville and i were elopin in huron. woke up and googled his net worth. yeah, you can still get it, johnny 🔥🔥

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ya ever hear a dude sing genie in a bottle n ya just know he's the one or is that just me??

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this made me wish i was in a throuple with willow and spike wtf is wrong with my brain fml

[bunny @spuffytv]

theyre my best friends

[bunny @spuffytv]

buffy gave riley a concussion in 4x01 and the brain damage made him the most annoying person alive :/

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xmas am thot scrolls
1 k theres a show called glass onion
2 wow everyone saw glass onion
3 i forget about daniel craig
4 glass onion ruined the internet today
5 need more daniel craig pics
6 dan could get it
7 FUCK GLASS ONION
8 wait the movie i loved last night was glass onion…

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Got a free log this morning pretty excited about it

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

do u ever open ur phone and think like ok the font is suddenly entirely different but i have no proof

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

having a job is cool but everyday ????

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i have been frantically dedicated to googling “mcdonalds halloween” more than 20 times a day to see if @McDonalds has confirmed the boo buckets. every time i’m not prepared for the disappointment of no news. 😔

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

[Myka Fox @MykaFox]

i’m just millennial, standing in front of my 17th rented apartment, begging you to crash the housing market

[FIDLAR @FIDLAR]

sad kids party the hardest

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if youre reading this and youre my fbi agent:

hey wassup im bored wyd wanna hang wanna go get stupid fountain pops and/or stupid gas station hot dogs wait unless youre vegan are you vegan goddamnit doug youre so inconsiderate we can drink water but um wassup hi i need friends.

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my boss told me i haven’t cashed my last paycheck yet but uhhhh i don’t understand….

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my first childhood crush was walker texas ranger and i think that explains a lot.