Leonard the Chi Authority

~😼Grumpy Chiweenie Mix rescue turned Director of Security & No Fun Patrol in 4ever home. 😡Not amused by annoying Mutt Brother ~ 👔 I love bowties ~

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Today, I begrudgingly wish the Baby a Happy 13th Birthday. 🎂⠀
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If me being honest, I do not approve her growing up. It’s a big dangerous world out there. In just 4 years, she go away to college. Who will protect… https://t.co/h9UrtCalzX

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Kind of a big deal in me new bowtie. You like? 🌈🎀⠀
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lil.knots_ thanks for the high quality unique bow (+ holy moly super fasting shipping too!!) and helping me put the EXTRA in extraordinary 😍⠀⠀
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PS...… https://t.co/u7bP1Ff248

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

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Tragedy strikes at pool. Me demand hazard pay. ⠀
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Was your weekend eventful? ⠀

#guarddogonduty #dogsinpool #dogvideos #dogvideosofinstagram #swimmingdogs #swimmingdog #dogvideo #guarddogs #hazardpay… https://t.co/6H7nyuwJhB

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Visions of forgetting me worries, floating in de pool, and dreaming of retirement.
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But no! Me can’t even get 5 min before I must spring into guard duty. 😤 #needadayoff
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What would you prefer to be doing… https://t.co/wwzvJygx4k

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

To my mutt brother. The whales called. They want their barnacles back. Stop hiding dem in your breath.
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To the whales, I’m sorry, I know you don’t really want the barnacles...
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Now do you know how many times… https://t.co/s68evhRWIX

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Oh, you did not know that I dance too? A guard dog who dances. Have you ever..?
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🎼 Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees 🐝 Shake it for the catfish swimmin' down deep in the creek 🐡 For the crickets 🦗and… https://t.co/bx9pMB57TI

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Legend has it me great grandaddy was part frog. Therefore, you must not hate me for posting the Best Tongue Out Tuesday Picture Ever. (Like, in the history of #tongueouttuesday ). #donthatetheplayerhatethegame
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.… https://t.co/5HQcNamxTc

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Now that’s a little more like it, Hoomans. Pull me around this pool on a raft like I deserve.
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What are your people doing today to show you love and appreciation?
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#dogsonrafts #kingdog #topdog… https://t.co/vwLgJtE6lb

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Now that’s a little more like it, Hoomans. Pull me around this pool on a raft like I deserve. .
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#dogsonrafts #kingdog #topdog #dogswhocantswim #dogsinpools #pooldogs #dogsofinstagram #instadog… https://t.co/JkEER7y8kW

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

🚨Help!!!🚨 Me gonna drown! Someone throw me life vest! ⚓️🛶
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Do you swim? 🏊‍♂️🏊🏼‍♂️🏊🏽‍♂️🏊🏾‍♂️. Get me outta here, will ya?
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I stick to guarding the house. 💪
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#dogswhoswim… https://t.co/uHlhusiupv

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Calling all Chiweenie frens of the world, check out and follow chiweeniemodels ! ❤️❤️❤️ Thanks for the feature!! #chiweeniesunite
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#chiweenielife #chiweeniesofinstagram… https://t.co/ABOhXDzc7g

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

I completed a virtual 5k at @VirtualStrides: Puppy Rescue Mission in 31:35. Run or walk whenever and wherever you want to raise money for charity at https://t.co/ZlnNPt0LH4

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

My friends...oh today!! Today... today I was tortured!!! It was awful. Inexcusable! The hooman induce trauma no dog should go through! When I return home from me unfortunate situation, Mutt demanded a full… https://t.co/r32POLOA1M

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Silently judging in my bow tie

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

High five to Monday Malarkey 🙌

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#mondaymood #notready #caseofthemondays #malarkey #notinthemood #smalldogsofinstagram #littledogsofinstagram #dogstagram #dogsta #dogstagrm #dogstagraming… https://t.co/6AVzV9MF3U

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

@tine__christine @BChiweenie This is a literal laugh out loud kind of situation 😂

[Leonard the Chi Authority @weelillen1]

Listen lady, don’t you even think about booping me nose while I seeps. .
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#boop #dogsofinstagram #instadog #sleepingdog #doglife #littledog #littledogsofinstagram #smalldog #chihuahuagram #chihuahuagrams… https://t.co/Fu5AIhgyCB