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rocky raccoon

[grey @weengirl2005]

sheepdog watching the sheep go through

[grey @weengirl2005]

dont worry. somewhere out there, someone is posting about you on their account. its like how doctors need doctors

[grey @weengirl2005]

at taco bell rn. i removed the lettuce off my taco. i dont think im in one of the diarrhea states but like.. just in case i mean the risk to reward of getting lettuce on my taco is not worth it at all...

[grey @weengirl2005]

i'm a loan shark but i'm not very good at it every time i show up to break someone's legs i just feel bad and tell them its chill . no one has paid me in 4 months

[grey @weengirl2005]

divorced my wife because she wouldn't do that thing roger from american dad does with the poop

[grey @weengirl2005]

its ok to run over potholes. cars are meant to suffer

[grey @weengirl2005]

something cool that can happen is that you can meet the love of your life and then mess it up and then continue to live with this knowledge. you can also play typeracer

[grey @weengirl2005]

the first only thing one can of a beer can is a the beer other than one of beer is can of you can and i you can have a it and or a you can have a it or but i you have a a drink and i you are have to have one a drink beer or something and you then you you have can you i have can

[grey @weengirl2005]

@sylvisorex elizabeth please don't endorse hole in public

[grey @weengirl2005]

my wife is mad that i am sharing spotify duo with the dog instead of her

[grey @weengirl2005]

@sylvisorex Ok that's just wrong you're gonna give him hope

last time he tried to tell me one i took him out of fish bowl and took him to hole. it was that bad!

[grey @weengirl2005]

@sylvisorex lowkey no i just want to get in the dog's good graces

[grey @weengirl2005]

i just told my wife i have to sell the dog and buy a new dog that likes me as much as it likes her so we sold the dog and lowkey the new dog still likes her more than me so i think we're onto cats next

[grey @weengirl2005]

if you recognize the wikipedia article this is from, it is probably best that we do not become close friends. but if you recognize these that's ok. we can be chill

[grey @weengirl2005]

this and a blunt

[grey @weengirl2005]

@crispy_cheetos oh yeah. i remember him. d'oh!!! thank you

[grey @weengirl2005]

everyone arguing about that new odyssey movie meanwhile i am in the corner unbothered and smiling just thinking about the honda odyssey

[grey @weengirl2005]

i just accidentally poured diesel fluid into my wife

[Brad Pepsi @brad_pepsi]

Im so high right now you need to stop