weenie

ketchup and other condiments from the fridge

[weenie @weeniehoe]

first date almost ran over a monk with my car

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

[weenie @weeniehoe]

freaking out in a catholic way

[Andy Spiers @AndySpiers24]

@weeniehoe No

[weenie @weeniehoe]

once a white girl told me her celebrity crush was mark wahlberg

[weenie @weeniehoe]

do you guys think the dudes on the edmund fitzgerald said ahoy and shit

[weenie @weeniehoe]

i need a blowhole

[weenie @weeniehoe]

chris chansen

[weenie @weeniehoe]

found the line last night

[weenie @weeniehoe]

they should put release your inhibitions on every bottle of granite state

[weenie @weeniehoe]

if you drive a white mercedes suv you have 0 strikes left

[weenie @weeniehoe]

it makes sense that boomers used to sit around watching infomercials

[weenie @weeniehoe]

piercings smell like Italian cooking

[weenie @weeniehoe]

theres a lady screaming at her service dog

[weenie @weeniehoe]

thinking about a bit where a guy thinks italian people are cool

[weenie @weeniehoe]

planes are just snow piercer

[weenie @weeniehoe]

gonna start hiding clues to make the next national treasure

[weenie @weeniehoe]

if you prefer kfc over popeyes its just because youre racist. its night and day. kfc can suck me

[weenie @weeniehoe]

there should be a law where you brethalyze before u get in your tesla and if its too low you cant drive and also you only live in a school zone and the liquor store is past the school

[weenie @weeniehoe]

what if i had a pussy