Celery Flinstone

when the fuck did we get ice cream?
🏳️‍🌈

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Stop what you’re doing, @bryanandrews_ has something to say! 👀

I co-sign every single word Bryan Andrews said in this video.

I’m admittedly not the biggest country music fan. However, I have a small list of artists in my playlist. This is someone I can support and give money to.

It would be cool if we could all go support this artist. We need to get back to lifting up the right people. 🇺🇸🙏🏼

YouTube: https://t.co/ffj4RRj4Oa
Spotify: https://t.co/GobIPB9piD
Twitter: https://t.co/EvHXWTNT2r

Source: @couriernewsroom

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Tylenol

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

America is a joke to the rest of the world‼️

[ML Smith @maria48308]

Damn! I’m with her!

[ML Smith @maria48308]

“American rot shoved into an ill fitted suit.” Fucking nailed it.

[Politics Sloth 🧦🌐🇬🇷🇺🇸 (#1 reply guy) @SockDemFan]

@itsdeaann Trump is a national litmus test on whether or not someone is an asshole and/or idiot

So many moral + character issues surrounding Trump and that’s before even getting into the unpopular Republican policies he supports!

[Celery Flinstone @weenihutgeneral]

"I think it's so hot you vote red"

Lmfao

Yea! It's so hot you love oppression and the patriarchy
It's so hot that you, too, lick boots!
It's so hot that when my raging unchecked male hormones turn into DV, you won't turn me in

Absolute clown shit. Embarrassing

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

All of America right now

[Celery Flinstone @weenihutgeneral]

Fundraiser by Rebecca Ross : Help Amber With Expenses From Brutal Dog Attack https://t.co/Wihzt18jN6

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I actually think having someone to flirt with when you’re a few drinks deep and not quite ready for bed yet should be an inalienable human right

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

[Greg Buster @Gregnus__2024]

@mattxiv I don’t care what straight people do as long as it’s in private. Always pushing their agenda…

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Women are out here crushing it because they were raised to want the life their fathers have—but unfortunately the men were also raised to want the life their fathers have. We all know the traditional role women play is not a good time

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

If we put any real social value on childcare and domestic work the burden could be shared equally among professional parents. But we know that these traditionally female tasks get you zero fanfare/privilege in a world that defines economic success as 💰 so nobody wants to do it

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

There are very good reasons people aren’t clamoring to do the thankless work of running a household, we don’t reward that with money, power, or influence in any kind of real way. If we did more men would sign up.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

Y’all. We’re not doing this again, right?We had four years that felt like a nightmare and that was that…right?