@endingmylife4 It’s not a perfect 1:1 for sure but like it feels impossible to find prescription benzos these days that it would feel worth it for me personally
Every nurse: sir. sir. First of all you can’t be coming in here coughing.
Every cop: yeah hold tight while I turn this traffic stop into a high stakes situation. More fat guys coming.
Every landlord: yeahhh I spent your security deposit on brown meat and red soda